Woman:I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Woman:I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Woman:Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government:Because. Sex isn't for recreation. It's for procreation.
Woman:But it can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Man:For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government:Do you have a penis?
Man:YES, YES I DO!!
Government:WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government:But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Government:Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
But women who have tattoos and wear makeup are gorgeous too…and having those things doesn’t mean they aren’t beautiful naturally as well. I say do what you like to make yourself happy with your appearance.
I agree on both accounts, as long as you’re doing what makes you happy. If you don’t want a tattoo, don’t get one. If you want one, get one. If you want to wear makeup, wear it. If you don’t want to, then don’t. It really doesn’t/shouldn’t matter what others think or say. Just be you. :)
The Santorum thing is false, it's from an "Onion" type site. Sadly, as the SNOPES article on it points out, it's easy to believe because his actual quotes are so crazy.
Oh well, that’s a relief. I guess we all believed it because everything else that’s come out of his mouth has been just as obscene and horrible. Can’t say I pity the guy, he’s brought all this rage and ridicule upon himself. But thank you for bringing that to our attention!
Internet has destroyed intellectual debate. Internet has destroyed intelligence all together. No one uses their minds anymore. Why should they when you can just Google it, Copy, and Paste.
Funny you should mention that. When I asked these people for links to what they were arguing about (because I was actually genuinely interested to learn about it) - they told me to go google it and told me I was stupid. Lol. Wonderful debate tactic.
I just encountered some very hateful Atheists who were behaving just as horribly as the Religious practitioners they were pointing the finger at. This puts things into perspective. Everyone is hypocritical, guilty and just as capable of hatred. I don’t shove my disbelief in peoples faces because that would be the same thing as shoving belief in peoples faces. These people appear to be unable to see the difference. Why can’t we all just mind our business unless we’re actually asked or provoked? Why do people have to be so horrible to each other? I feel like I can’t even start an intelligent conversation without every single person wanting to take out their baseball bat and hit each other in the head with their opinions. I think the internet has destroyed intelligent discussion.