March 2012
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February 2012
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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation. It's for procreation.
Woman: But it can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
georgiasam:
I think of 2007 and I’m like “Yeah that was like three years ago that’s pretty recent” but then I realize
No it’s not
That was like five years ago
When did it get to be not 2010ish
What happened
I graduated in 2007… and now I feel like I’m one of the old ones. lol
plain, beautiful, naturally gorgeous women are so...
samovarheart:
But women who have tattoos and wear makeup are gorgeous too…and having those things doesn’t mean they aren’t beautiful naturally as well. I say do what you like to make yourself happy with your appearance.
I agree on both accounts, as long as you’re doing what makes you happy. If you don’t want a tattoo, don’t get one. If you want one, get one. If you want to...
slephoto asked: The Santorum thing is false, it's from an "Onion" type site. Sadly, as the SNOPES article on it points out, it's easy to believe because his actual quotes are so crazy.
liiliifish replied to your post: I just encountered some very hateful Atheists who…
Internet has destroyed intellectual debate. Internet has destroyed intelligence all together. No one uses their minds anymore. Why should they when you can just Google it, Copy, and Paste.
Funny you should mention that. When I asked these people for links to what they were arguing about (because I was...
I just encountered some very hateful Atheists who were behaving just as horribly as the Religious practitioners they were pointing the finger at. This puts things into perspective. Everyone is hypocritical, guilty and just as capable of hatred. I don’t shove my disbelief in peoples faces because that would be the same thing as shoving belief in peoples faces. These people appear to be unable...
